Power Bottoming Exposed (With Tongue-in-Cheek)

While looking around the web, the article "Power Bottoming," The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality" instantly caught our attention.

If it's a trend that Christian Conservatives are writing about, then we're on it (so to speak).

Published on "Christwire.org", the piece offers an exploration and elucidation of the "immoral dangers" posed by fervent and aggressive bottoming.

Given that right-wing Christian rhetoric often borders on self-parody, it took us a little while to realize that this article was satire!

In the piece click here to read, author Stephen Billings drolly examines the growing prevalence of this "sinful" practice, and offers an in depth and "insightful" analysis of the "three basic position for power bottoming."

His article is so on target that he perfectly mirrors the often-camp sensibility and hyperbolic excess of right-wing Christian propaganda.

"Christwire.org", in a similar vein to "The Onion," is a news parody site that promises to promote "conservative values for a Christian world".

The site features a motivational mission speech, penned by Jack Gould, the site's "pastor." In the message he promises to help combat "the evil liberals of this world."

1. Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an "abomination". For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain. Pharmacy products and even saliva can be used to lubricate the robust activity, although many gays prefer to go without for that "rough and nasty" feeling.

2. In urban homosexual vernacular, the male penetrator may be a "total top" or "100% top." "Versatile," another expression in this lexicon of filth, is gay code for a man who pretends to be a well-endowed penetrator in public, but readily begs to be the recipient of sodomy in the bedroom or alleyway.

3. Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.