Columnists :: Mickey Weems
If It’s Good Enough for Auschwitz Nuns, It’s Good Enough for NYC Muslims
NYC Muslims should act like Auschwitz nuns! They should move across the street from the World Trade Center, and set up a giant moon and crescent on Ground Zero.
Mickey Weems is currently finishing his PhD dissertation on the circuit at Ohio State. He and his husband are coordinators for Qualia, a conference/festival dedicated to gay folklife. He may be reached at mickeyweems@yahoo.com.
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tzniut
Modesty can be distilled into a simple maxim: we should walk humbly before the Universe, even if we are wearing buttless chaps.
My Stonewall Moment: Pilgrimage and Rot-Gut Vodka in Christopher Park
One thing about NYC: you never know who you will meet. Tiny miracles, like statues coming to life, and drinking in public under the gaze of New York’s finest, are just around the corner in Christopher Street Park.
WTF, Madrid? Shameless, Clueless, and Pride Awards 2010
2010 has seen its share of spectacularly shameless homophobes and sparkling LGBTQ heroes. Here are Mick’s picks.
Mercy for a Man Who Beat Cows
It’s easy to condemn somebody as utterly evil when caught on video doing something horrible, such as hurting helpless animals. But there may be more to the story, and more to the person.
Sakia
There are too many macho idiots who feel empowered to tell our baby dykes they need a real man to fuck them Straight, too many men who take name-calling to the next level, too many who attack, rape, and murder girls who have insulted their egos by refusing their advances or (Heaven forbid) act too mannish.
Obama Hecklers: Way to Go, Morons
Obama read you for filth when he said you should be using your resources and energy to heckle those who support DADT. Know when you’ve been schooled. Everything you did past that point was Sarah Palin stupid.
When the Pope Has AIDS
The pope suffers from Apostolic Immunity-Depravity Syndrome. Like Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome, the pope’s condition is not properly a disease in itself, but rather the accumulation of damages caused by diseases that afflict a person who has no checks on personal power.
Butching Up Zumba: How to Be a Real Man in Girly Group Fitness Classes
I’m not afraid to have my ass kicked by women in workout gear. Leaving the safety of the general workout area with its comforting free weights and machines, I ascended the staircase in my gym to the glass-enclosed group fitness space, a place where few men in Fly-Over Land have the guts to visit.
faggotstan
Afghanistan has a reputation for rampant man-on-man sex. Rather than ridiculing Afghans for it, the US military would do well to capitalize on it as a means for winning hearts and minds.
One Fish, Two Fish, Back Fish, Buju Fish: Bigots and Tim Tebow: God’s Own Lady Gaga
Is football hottie Tim Tebow a big old fag? He sure looks like it in the Fundamentalist Christian-based commercial he made for the Superbowl. In addition, here’s an update on Gay-hate musician Capleton’s upcoming appearance in the US of A.
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